one of the 22566614223583 reasons why I love him
he looks like a joint
what the fuck kind of joints do you roll
cant breathe
“My child’s good in Math. It’s like rebellion because I don’t know anything about Math.” - Pete Wentz
he is such a good dad oh my god.
oh i thought this was gonna be one of those posts where it’s like
“and here we have pete wentz stealing food from a homeless child”
(Source: youngblooddiary)
you know how people lose their virginity, im like gaining it
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
if you ever need nothing i’m here for you
